I think this will be very useful when Ellie starts to date. I can just see it now.....
SCENE ONE: Dave sitting there playing with this contraption . Ellie's date sitting doing the polite "parent talk" while eagerly waiting for girlfriend to HURRY UP...
Dave: "Well son, have you ever seen one of these before?"
Boyfriend (complete with squeaky voice): " No sir, what is it?"
D: " This is a ring castrator ( demonstrates how it works)"
"Now son what time are you going to have my precious, innocent princess home?"
BF: "9:30pm, sir"
D: " What time was that?" (opening & closing the rc)
BF: "Uhhhhh actually 8:30pm sir"
I think all dads with daughters should invest in one of these!!!By the way Whitey survived & is impossible to photograph as the minute I walk into the paddock he has to be sucking on my fingers, but who can resist such big brown eyes?!!!